“Captain America has no business being on this squad, I mean he’s just like ‘Come on, guys!’ Iron Man is shooting f**king missiles and Thor is calling out lightning and Hulk is ripping apart jets and I’m like, taking the stairs.” [x]
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If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
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Ansel Elgort has officially been casted as Augustus “Gus” Waters and will be working alongside Shailene Woodley as Hazel Grace Lancaster in the film adaptation of the book “The Fault in Our Stars” by John Green. (x)
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i am so done
oh my god
help
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so i just
please place a warning on this post i almost died
FUCKING DEAD
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punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
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girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
(via dumbledorathexplora)
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
| Aurora: | Story of your first kiss |
| Rapunzel: | 5 things from your bucket list |
| Dory: | Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad) |
| Pocahontas: | Something new you taught someone. |
| Mulan: | Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened. |
| Jasmine: | The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy? |
| Belle: | Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story? |
| Ariel: | Where do you think you belong, and why? |
| Flounder: | Something that surprised you and frightened you. |
| Eric: | Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened. |
| Aladdin: | A sacrifice you made for someone. |
| Tiana: | A time you tried the hardest for something. |
| Boo: | A childhood hero. |
| Cruella: | Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have. |
| Seven Dwarfs: | 7 things you like in the people around you. |
| Kronk: | What you are best at in the kitchen? |
| Simba: | Something a parent has taught you. |
| Cinderella: | "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you? |
| Nemo: | Your bravest moment. |
| Terk: | Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone? |
| Buzz: | Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any. |
| Alice: | Done drugs? |
| Peter Pan: | Something from your childhood that you still love. |
i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them
eg.
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
“I’m not OK, mom”
“Thank you for the venom, mom”
“I Don’t Love You, mom”
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Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem
omfg
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