david-tenannt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: ...
beifag: k1mkardashian: girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
ohio-is4-lovers: meatchan: i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them eg. “It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom” “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom” “This Is How I Disappear, Mom” “I’m not OK, mom” “Thank you for the venom, mom” “I Don’t Love You, mom”
jessi0129: robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast i’m sorry I can’t hear you over his glorious smile are you sure you’re willing to play this game? I am very sure That this game Is already lost oh so we’re going pg-13 now? hmm too bad robert is lacking in that area meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like Come on now...
mercedelede: this gif just gets cuter the longer i stare at it
psyducked: someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
1. White terrorists are called “gunmen.” What does that even mean? A person with...– Juan Cole, 08/09/2012 (via thepeacefulterrorist) Juan Cole actually wrote this 4 days after a white terrorist, yes, terrorist, murdered 6 and injured 4 people at a Sikh gurdwara in Wisconsin. The terrorist who committed said crime spoke of an impending “racial holy war” beforehand and was a...
whogivsaratshoot: crYING rn
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: charlesdutton: my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops i like him keep him
askthegermancookie: fourleafedcolfer: i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being The entire movie made me feel more human!
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
kingarthurscat: geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat Did RDJ write this?
"But they're just fictional charac-"
just started revising and realised i know absolutely nothing about anything and had a little crying/pain attack thing and now i’d really like to die
tempusborealis: silentangel221: watchtheskytonight: deancasotp: jensenspudgymidway: Why do I get the feeling that John Green and Misha Collins would be best friends? what ever gave you that idea time for a “make john green find the thing” Reblogging just so John Green can find the thing. in my list of ten people i could invite to a dinner party, these two majestic...